Two useless items I love.

And when I say useless, I mean useless to me. I haven’t owned or used a comb in over a decade - I always assumed that is what fingers were for - and I only have one key to speak of, so I literally just carry the key by itself in my pocket. Keeps me light and streamlined. But I have to tell you, Deluxe’s comb makes me want to get a haircut that suits using one and the key chain makes me want to own more things that keys belong to.